The Blind Leading the Drunken Blind

The Blind Leading the Drunken Blind

  Know what my favorite thing to do is?  Bet you can guess at this point!  Receiving gifts?  Well, yes.  Getting fanned by pool boys?  Why, of course. Eating stupidly decadent tasting menus at luxury restaurants across the globe and then writing about it to make you wildly jealous?  Oh, definitely. But my very favorite(…)

Halibut! Salad! Who the hell am I?!

Halibut! Salad! Who the hell am I?!

  So the holidays are coming to a close.  You’ve gorged yourself on copious amounts of turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes laden with pounds of butter, holiday cookies, eggnog, and enough wine to make you endure your relatives.  You’re feeling the need for a wee bit of a break in the old indulgent department, if only(…)

Happier Than a Pig In….

Happier Than a Pig In….

  So.  Lots to tell you. I figure if you’re a follower of this blog, we be besties now.  Meaning, I should probably be straight up with you already and tell you why I’ve been MIA for the last little while.  Life has taken a turn for the interesting over the last few months, and(…)

Just Call Me Mrs. NYC

Just Call Me Mrs. NYC

Okay. I know I say I love a lotta places. But this time it’s for reals. New York has swept into my world like a once in a lifetime love, the kind of love you introduce to your parents, a love you wear a ring for, a wild and crazy love that changes you forever.(…)

Bonjour, Bitches!

Bonjour, Bitches!

Whew, guys! Where do I begin? So remember that time I told you I was going to take a little vacay after my show was over to, y’know, experience some R&R and take it down a notch? Yeah well, not so much. I made the mistake of picking Montreal and New York as my places(…)

First Things First, I’m A Eat Your Brains!

First Things First, I’m A Eat Your Brains!

Yes, I am quoting Nicki Minaj. That’s when you know I’m all excited. So after three glorious months, I’ve left Toronto. Our first and hopefully not last season of the television show that still doesn’t have a damn title has come to a wrap, and I’ve had to bid my beloved Toronto a heartfelt good-bye.(…)

To Beer or Not To Beer (Part 3)

To Beer or Not To Beer (Part 3)

Let me be straight up to begin with: this will be the third and final installment of my beer-related endeavours. There are several reasons for this. Number one being that all my friends are winos God love ‘em, so finding people to beer taste with has proved problematic (and I can’t go it alone. Because(…)