This Is What Happens When I Try to Make Lettuce Wraps

This Is What Happens When I Try to Make Lettuce Wraps

I dunno, guys.  I try.  I really do.  I so badly want to be one of those people who “eats clean”, who can lay off the carbs for one goddamn moment just to give my digestive tract a break and feel all grand and springy in my step.  But I just can’t.  And you know(…)

I Call Fowl

I Call Fowl

Look, I’m the first person to shake my lady-like fist at anybody who uses the internet to put people down, be it in the name of I Hate So-and-So Clubs, “complaint threads” for actors you can’t stand simply for playing a character they had nothing to do with writing, mean and nasty blogs and reviews(…)

An Ode to Small Packages. You Heard Me.

An Ode to Small Packages. You Heard Me.

  Hey, know that time I said I was feeling guilty about spending money and going out all the time indulging and I was going to do a whole series of blogs where I was cooking my favorite meals from home? Hahahaha, oh Jewel! Guilt and I are fickle acquaintances.  I hear her out that(…)

Using My Noodle

Using My Noodle

So. It’s January. Which means we’ve all just spent the last couple of months spending a shit ton of money shopping for things people don’t really need, attending weird office holiday parties with “cash bars” (my least favorite phrase) and yet even more money on appropriately form-fitting this-old-thing? attire for said weird office holiday party(…)

Dr. Fox vs. JBS

Dr. Fox vs. JBS

Now I know I just went off about burgers for an uncomfortable amount of time, and my Animal-Style Burger recipe is still being revered for its glory and legendaryness (my blog, my grammar, get over it).  But there are certain events that have led me to this particular piece of gloating, and for that you can thank(…)

A Bird in the Hand….

A Bird in the Hand….

So lookit. It’s been a long time.  I get that you’re probably wondering if I’ve crawled into a cave with Channing Tatum, but the truth is, he’s married.  I know you don’t want to hear excuses, but I wrapped my show The LA Complex (watch that shit here if you’re in the Canadas or on Hulu if(…)

A Break-Up Letter

A Break-Up Letter

  Dear Marben, Let me just start by saying that you’ve been good to me.  Ever since we met last year, I’ve loved you with total reckless abandon, blogging obsessively over you, showing up at your door flush-cheeked an embarrassing three times a week, eager and willing and unconditionally supportive, even if you did make me(…)