01 May 2013 21 Comments
So maybe you don’t live in Vancouver. And these blogs about Vancouver restaurants are stupid-boring and useless to you. Or maybe I just like to fish for compliments. But regardless, I need to talk up one of my favorite little spots to eat in this city, because I just don’t think it’s getting the attention [...]
20 Mar 2013 40 Comments
Look, I’m the first person to shake my lady-like fist at anybody who uses the internet to put people down, be it in the name of I Hate So-and-So Clubs, “complaint threads” for actors you can’t stand simply for playing a character they had nothing to do with writing, mean and nasty blogs and reviews [...]
23 Jan 2013 12 Comments
Hey, know that time I said I was feeling guilty about spending money and going out all the time indulging and I was going to do a whole series of blogs where I was cooking my favorite meals from home? Hahahaha, oh Jewel! Guilt and I are fickle acquaintances. I hear her out that [...]
26 Oct 2012 37 Comments
So lookit. It’s been a long time. I get that you’re probably wondering if I’ve crawled into a cave with Channing Tatum, but the truth is, he’s married. I know you don’t want to hear excuses, but I wrapped my show The LA Complex (watch that shit here if you’re in the Canadas or on Hulu if [...]
11 Aug 2012 15 Comments
Dear Marben, Let me just start by saying that you’ve been good to me. Ever since we met last year, I’ve loved you with total reckless abandon, blogging obsessively over you, showing up at your door flush-cheeked an embarrassing three times a week, eager and willing and unconditionally supportive, even if you did make me [...]
25 May 2012 20 Comments
So I got to thinking the other day. Which never bodes well for anyone. But it occurred to me in a moment of pure debauchery walking through the casino floor at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, having just had yet another blockbuster meal while clad in nothing but the best that what in hell was [...]
06 Mar 2012 18 Comments
There’s a short list of things that make me really sad. An empty wine fridge. A bad massage. Flying coach. Ben the Bachelor. High wasted jeans. Oh, and genocide. But something I find a real crying shame? A really fabulous, totally delicious, completely empty restaurant. It’s just not right. I don’t know why a restaurant [...]
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