Pregnant As F

First of all, this post isn’t food-related. Maybe I’ll give you a recipe at the end if I feel like it, but I’m not making any promises, and if you don’t like my mood already, I suggest you stop reading now and revisit sometime in 2016. Why? Because I’m pregnant and at the point of…

Eat It, Morimoto: my Miso Black Cod

(Seriously, Chef Morimoto, kind sir, you are a God amongst us mere mortals and I bow to your crazy delicious skills and would also like to cuddle you because you look like a nice Japanese teddy bear)   Yeah, yeah, I’m a jerk for neglecting the blog. Insert lots of excuses and whining and a…

The Fish to my Taco

Fair warning: there’s gonna be a lot of bragging in this post. Also: I realize I do a lot of bragging as it is but you know what, live with it. So we’ve established that I am not outdoorsy. I do not sleep in tents. I don’t crouch in dirt to pee unless I’m intoxicated…

Steelhead with Roasted Beets

I’m feeling guilty again. It might be the fact that a Big Mac fell in my mouth around 2am last night. Or that I ate the french onion dip I was supposed to be saving for that party I’m throwing, in my car on my way home from the store. Or that I went to…

Hawaii-Style Chicken and Rice

So it’s snowing here. I’m fed up with winter. I’ve had it with my high-heeled open toed sandals peeking at me from the depths of my closet. My sweaters have been in a relentless rotation. My hands are constantly cold and I seem to have had the sniffles for months now, which means a chapped…

Chicken Gorgonzola Penne

First of all, HAPPY 2014, you little minxes! So sorry to be AWOL lately. The holidays were, you know, the holidays (booked my Christmas Boycott to Maui trip already for this coming year, so bye-bye, family/suckers!). Then I did a ridiculous cleanse which included no alcohol and a lot of crying. And now I’m smack-dab…

Turkey Sausage Risotto

Hello, my babies! I have been neglecting you. And for that I’m (wait for it, it happens once a year) truly sorry. But you see, I’ve been flitting around the world meeting a lot of you in person at various conventions/pop culture expos/bar stools, and it’s taken me this long to have a day with…