21 Apr 2013 20 Comments
I dunno, guys. I try. I really do. I so badly want to be one of those people who “eats clean”, who can lay off the carbs for one goddamn moment just to give my digestive tract a break and feel all grand and springy in my step. But I just can’t. And you know [...]
11 Jan 2013 28 Comments
So. It’s January. Which means we’ve all just spent the last couple of months spending a shit ton of money shopping for things people don’t really need, attending weird office holiday parties with “cash bars” (my least favorite phrase) and yet even more money on appropriately form-fitting this-old-thing? attire for said weird office holiday party [...]
26 Nov 2012 6 Comments
Now I know I just went off about burgers for an uncomfortable amount of time, and my Animal-Style Burger recipe is still being revered for its glory and legendaryness (my blog, my grammar, get over it). But there are certain events that have led me to this particular piece of gloating, and for that you can thank [...]
04 Jul 2012 52 Comments
God, I love burgers. I love them every which way. I love beef burgers, chicken burgers, bison burgers, halibut burgers, turkey burgers, even the occasional veggie burger as long as it’s topped with cheese and bacon. I cannot for the life of me think of anything more satisfying than a big juicy burger on any [...]
17 Apr 2012 23 Comments
Remember that time I said I was a creature of habit? Well, I wasn’t effing around. Especially when it comes to food. I know what I like, I know what I need, and lord help your teeth if you’re going to try to tell me otherwise. Unless you’re my friend Lanners. I met Chelan “Lanners/Lan-Lan/Lannakin [...]
24 Mar 2012 27 Comments
This is Oliver. Oliver’s our latest edition to the ATBIMS clan (it’s my blog and I’ll Nicki Minaj reference if I want to). He’s from the UK, “da Lake District, dahling,” to be specific, so he says things like “courgette” instead of zucchini and “dear me”, not ironically like we do. He likes a not-too-dry [...]
30 Dec 2011 12 Comments
So the holidays are coming to a close. You’ve gorged yourself on copious amounts of turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes laden with pounds of butter, holiday cookies, eggnog, and enough wine to make you endure your relatives. You’re feeling the need for a wee bit of a break in the old indulgent department, if only [...]
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