The Aristocrat vs. JBS

The Aristocrat vs. JBS

This is Oliver. Oliver’s our latest edition to the ATBIMS clan (it’s my blog and I’ll Nicki Minaj reference if I want to). He’s from the UK, “da Lake District, dahling,” to be specific, so he says things like “courgette” instead of zucchini and “dear me”, not ironically like we do. He likes a not-too-dry(…)

Judging A Book By Its Cover

Judging A Book By Its Cover

So this one time, on a rainy Friday night when we were sick of all of our usual haunts and had exhausted our free drink quota from our favorite bartenders, The Wives decided to do a blind wine tasting. We bought a bunch of bottles at various price ranges, hid the labels, and then judged them based(…)

A Plea for Ki

A Plea for Ki

There’s a short list of things that make me really sad.  An empty wine fridge. A bad massage. Flying coach. Ben the Bachelor. High wasted jeans. Oh, and genocide. But something I find a real crying shame?  A really fabulous, totally delicious, completely empty restaurant.  It’s just not right.  I don’t know why a restaurant(…)

A Wild and Frisky Evening

A Wild and Frisky Evening

Everybody has certain friends in their life for certain reasons.  Like the friend you see during the day for lunch or walks with the dog, or your workout buddy who motivates you, or the friend you call on when you need someone to cheer you up, or the friend you party with because you can’t(…)