The Blind Leading the Drunken Blind

  Know what my favorite thing to do is?  Bet you can guess at this point!  Receiving gifts?  Well, yes.  Getting fanned by pool boys?  Why, of course. Eating stupidly decadent tasting menus at luxury restaurants across the globe and then writing about it to make you wildly jealous?  Oh, definitely. But my very favorite(…)