Reverse Psychology

Reverse Psychology

Welp.. not much has changed around here. Meaning I’m still pregnant. Extremely, actually. 38 weeks to be exact. All of my complaining and whining and making deals with the universe to become a better person has not resulted in the delivery of my baby, and here I sit still gestating my giant son. Before you(…)

Pork Tenderloin and Mushroom Risotto with Fancy Carrot Puree

Pork Tenderloin and Mushroom Risotto with Fancy Carrot Puree

  God I’m bored. If you’ve been made aware of the current situation that is my life, you know I’m unable to work right now, which means most of my day is spent eating, digesting until I can eat again, reading baby books, nagging spouse to read said books, and doing half-assed workouts to maintain(…)

Pregnant As F

Pregnant As F

First of all, this post isn’t food-related. Maybe I’ll give you a recipe at the end if I feel like it, but I’m not making any promises, and if you don’t like my mood already, I suggest you stop reading now and revisit sometime in 2016. Why? Because I’m pregnant and at the point of(…)

Eat It, Morimoto: my Miso Black Cod

Eat It, Morimoto: my Miso Black Cod

(Seriously, Chef Morimoto, kind sir, you are a God amongst us mere mortals and I bow to your crazy delicious skills and would also like to cuddle you because you look like a nice Japanese teddy bear)   Yeah, yeah, I’m a jerk for neglecting the blog. Insert lots of excuses and whining and a(…)

A Thank You

A Thank You

At my ripe old age of I finally know better, I’m happy to admit that, consequently, I don’t know everything. There are lots of unchartered territories of my little life in general, and even though I’ve been clambering away up this wickedly addictive (and sometimes just plain wicked) ladder in the entertainment business for 27(…)

In the Dark

Quick what’s your favourite food trend?  Farm-to-table and locally sourced?  Everything adorned with a fried egg?  Food manipulated to look like other food aka molecular get over yourself gastronomy?  Fancy comfort food?  Bacon chocolate and bacon wrapped veggies and basically bacon everywhere?  Yeah, me too. But here’s one that’s starting to turn into A Thing(…)

He’s the Taco to my Fish (ew gross)

He’s the Taco to my Fish (ew gross)

Fair warning: there’s gonna be a lot of bragging in this post. Also: I realize I do a lot of bragging as it is but you know what, live with it. So we’ve established that I am not outdoorsy. I do not sleep in tents. I don’t crouch in dirt to pee unless I’m intoxicated(…)